Labour
have been slated today for taking onto the road a pink van to attract the
female vote. Variously described as patronising and sending out the wrong
message, to me it looks like a cross between Lady Penelope’s pink Rolls Royce
and the Mystery Machine, the van from Scooby Doo. Whether it will work in
attracting the votes of women or not is yet to be seen. I would have thought
putting that awful Harriet Harpoon in charge of it probably means the road to
socialism will be scorched with skid marks from hand brake uturns brought on by
the need to abandon unrealistic policies. There will, of course, be lots of
socialist pot holes ready to wreck the suspension of the vehicle. And watch out
for the road to socialism being permanently blocked by an overturned
milibandwaggon.
I
wonder what colour I should paint my Land Rover for the election? It’s usual
colour is natural mud with a hint of goat poo. That could certainly help me get
the “good life” vote! The photo above however shows it in a surprisingly clean condition.
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