I see the world's largest private collection of Barbie dolls is being auctioned today. Good job it's not taking place in Manchester. Imagine the confusion that would cause. A large army of plastic figures turns up in the city ready to be put on display for the public, melting under the heat of the lights. Hollow inside but ready to have their clothing changed as soon as their owners decide they need a makeover.
And then an army of Barbie dolls arrives ready for the auction room! Not sure from whom we will get the most intelligent political conversation!
Apparently, in an attempt to dump even more of their past, Labour have rewritten the words of "The Red Flag". Here is an exclusive preview:
Come on Barbie,
let's go Labour party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie,
let's go Labour party!
(uu-oooh-u)
etc, etc, etc
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