Well, the latest news is that everyone is still experiencing the Cameron Love Fest from the inside of the Bournemouth Theatre where after 2 hours, we are still waiting for our passes.
Over an hour ago Francis Maude promised us screens to watch the conference. Fortunately we have been spared that ordeal.
However I can exclusively reveal today's conference hot topic: "The Conservatives can't organise a piss up in a brewery."
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