At the Conservative conference: it's a fair cop

Well, I'm still stuck in the auditorim of the Bournemouth Theatre but Francis Maude has just done a star turn on the stage, telling us the delay is all the fault of the police who are still checking the identities of people. But it's all okay, says Little Frankie, as the problem was the same last week at the Lab conference. All the fault of the security alert of August. However, they have not yet stopped us bringing in bottled liquids and mobile phones!
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