Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Now Gordon is going to save the world from cancer

Gordon Brown, Saviour of the World, is on a new mission to protect the population of the planet Earth from impending disaster. Having cured the banks of imminent death and destruction, Flush Gordon wants to turn his hand to stamping out cancer, so claims The Sun in one of the most sycophantic and stomach churning articles I have read in a newspaper.

Speaking about the impending presidency of Obama, Flush Gordon said, “There has never been a time that cooperation between the two countries and the rest of the world is more necessary.” (How about during the First and Second World Wars?)

Flush proudly proclaims that he and Obama, working together, could “find ways of wiping out deadly global diseases, such as cancer.” Presumably this will be done by the two of them sitting in a room and talking.

If you have a strong constitution and feel the need to see what Brown had to say about how he is going to show Obama how to end death and disease from the cabinet war room, you can read it here.

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